I respect her !

Take a look urself what a woman without hands can do...

Whateva~

I really enjoy this!

and the below one is after 15 years~

While I was in Philippine.....

On the 3 December 2007, Myself plus my family members + my aunt take off from Malacca about 3.30 in the morning, and our AirAsia plane is around 7.20 in the morning. We reach LCCT airport about 5.20 morning.

When we reach the terminal, as usual we rush to the counter to check in so that we still have the time to have our breakfast. Somehow, this senario happened.

After slow long waiting to reach our turn, I ponder around and see if I could find something to eat as I'm totally HUNGRY(~ woot like Chinese Ghost Festival de Hungry Ghost~)
When it's our turn, I put up the luggage up the weighting place. Then that meter shows it's 18kgs. Then the counter's guy start to chicken up and say cannot more then 15kgs la..zz because my sister bought the ticket individually while my parents, aunt and I in another same group.

last time we did it the same thing, but they didnt Kao pe so much about it. now? @!#%#last time we did it the same thing, but they didnt Kao pe so much about it. now? @!#%#$&... LAME.. then my sister and mum have to take out things from the luggage and stuck in other beg in that LCCT.. so many people ok?
amp;... LAME.. then my sister and mum have to take out things from the luggage and stuck in other beg in that LCCT.. so many people ok?

Then ok, after 20 minutes packing, then have to queue again, waste another 30minutes ! Fuck la..
then that I take the beg up again to the weighting machine. I took the 36kgs+ beg up then that bugger said...
"NO NO NO NO, CANNOT OVER 30KGS AT ONE BAG."
ah.. Fukkkkk... i have to take down again then repack! OI 36KGS YOU THINK LIGHT A? duh...
then waste time again.. ok nvm.. i tahan u!
After ready and queue again, then that sohai said, this 2 must put at another place.. AH?! WHAT THE HELL? WANT ME TAKE DOWN AND PUT UP AT ANOTHER PLACE AGAIN?! 30+ KGS OK?

Lesson : 1)EVERYONE CAN FLY, BUT THEY WILL MAKE YOU "DIE".
2)EVERYONE CAN FLY, BUT THEIR SERVICE KA NA SAI!

Stop those bad memories and start up the story when I reached Philippine at 11.45 morning as the time there. We reach the Clarke Field which is 2 hours car distance to the capital, Manila.

My family and I get up to a bus which direct us to Manila Megamall for Pesos 350. Currently RM1 = about 12Pesos. On the way there, I saw PIG PIG PIG XD alot of pig on the lorry~ and padi field.



When we're reaching the Makati, Manila. We passes through this bar, Those BRAs and PANTIEs catch my attention.. They just put it anywhere they want! Even up the roof!!


One more thing, when the bus moved into the city, my aunt and I spotted an uncle "release water" at the road side.. OH MY GOD... Shock of my life..
Too bad i cant photo shoot it as the bus passes by very swiftly.


This is their mini bus. As this is an influence from the western country when Philippine were being control by them. At first i wanted to try to sit on it, but my sister told me that there were a group of Korean being robbed and killed by the driver.

Why? Because Philippino Hates Korean and Japanese ~

This is how's their city's wiring is really dangerous! Woot.. anytime will explode !

Lateral Thinking

This is something very interesting where i get from the net.. enjoy it XD

This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking


Just Check This Out! Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself.

Think like a wizard . . .

man
1. ------------
board

Answer = man overboard

Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.

stand
2. ------------
i

Answer = I understand

OK . .

Got the drift ?

Let's try a few now and see

how you fare ?

3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/

Answer = reading between the lines

4. r
road
a
d

Answer = cross road

Not having a good day now, are you?

Redeem yourself.

5. cycle
cycle
cycle

Answer = tricycle

Not easy to figure out ha!

0
6. ------------
M.D.
Ph.D.

Answer= two degrees below zero

C'mon give it a little thought!!

knee
7. ------------
light

Answer= neon light

( knee - on - light )

U can prove u r smart by getting this one.

ground
8. ------------ ---
feet feet feet feet feet feet

Answer= six feet underground

Oh no, not again!!

9. he's X himself

Answer = he's by himself

Now u messing up big time.

10. ecnalg

Answer= backward glance

Not even close ! !

11. death ..... life

Answer= life after death

Okay last chance ............ ......

12. THINK

Answer = think big ! !

And the last one is real fundoo - - -

13. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbb ababaabbaaabbbb. .

Ans. = long time no 'C'

Trip to Lumut + Pulau Pangkor~

While I was away for so damn long after my last post about being an uncle, I had a trip with a group of friends for some courses nearby Lumut which is at Kampung Baharu, about 2km from the Jambatan Sungai Perak~

While I was on the bus, the person incharge told me that I'm going to stay at K.B Chalet. And i was like ~ woot! SO grand?

but... the things turn out really "grand"... yea.. DAMN GRAND!

There you go ~


This is how it's looks from the extrior~ i was like.... WAT THE HELL?


And some of my group members Slambering about..
oh yea, about the Chalet, it's used mostly for those courses and training stuff. it's totally out of my expactation that i need to come so far just to stay here.. sux

One more fact is that there are many flies and moskitoi wondering around this "grand" Chalet.
Therefore every morning i will have all my body being kissed by those blood-sucker and flies~
my god~


For what i observe about the Chalet, I think that the wooden chair is one of the best i can find. dont mention about the "interior design" it's totally suck arse..


And the cutest thing i can find is this cat... showing me it's TULAN face to me when i wanna snap it's picture ~@@~
other than this cat.. i dont think anything is cute enough to attract my attention XD
Oh yea, forget to intro about that place, it's a fishing village just beside the Perak river and all the villager there are mostly fisherman.


I'm lucky enough to stay awake in the evening to snap some pictures around that place and above is one of em.

Warning: tho this picture looks so charming, but when you reach that place, you will definately give up XD

at the middle of the picture, there are a few floating house around it. i have no chance to go in to that place because i was told that the place is not available for public ~@@~


and another on while i was wondering around the place. during this picture being taken, i was being kissen by those bloody moskitoi! OUCH!

For you infomation, those moikitoi live near beach is normally smaller and when that moskitoi kiss you, it's way more itchy then the normal moskitoi that we used being kissed by XD

During the afternoon, i went to the lil town and started to walk around that area. and that place is full of dead fish smell ~ hooorayyyy.. im dying ..

while walking, some of the girls in my group wanted me to act cute, otherwise they won't allow me to get back my camera..

great, that's the idiot picture v(0.0)v


Oh yea, during that night. my group have nothing to do and plan to sit down in the canteen and started to chit-chatting around. After a few minutes of crapping and this girl, call April begin a joke..

"There's a passanger on the plane who is very troublesome and asked the air-stewardess to come over, and asked her:" Can I have a Pack of cigar?"(while pointing his middle finger to the air-stewardess)* the middle finger means 1 in this story*

the air-stewardess felt so uneasy and asked the man again and the man repeat the same stuff again and asked to nego with the supervisor.
When the lady supervisor came to the man and politely asked what the man want, the man again repeat the movement.

and this time the lady supervisor told the man:" Yes mister, please wait 2 minutes".( While showing the man 2 middle finger)

Below is the "Live" show from April herself, somehow the video is only recorded when she's talking about the story...

Uncle.. finally?

Whenever I met someone new, they will definitely over-estimate my age, maybe like 5-10 years more.

worse thing still, for nothing I had some goody nick name "uncle" from my fellow buddies. thanks to my face XD

somehow, i won't talk about this topic in this post, for instance, now im officially an uncle XD

Jeng Jeng jeng jeng ~ my new born niece~


She was born in Philippine at 11 November 2007 =D Therefore, she's one day old by now! Horrayy!
and of cause she is getting older XD


She looks so cute XD adorable and what else ~ woot ~
hm.. she looks like those chef also eh...

WA! so lansi la.. dowan look at uncle ! nvm!!


Gosh.. so lil already know how to do posting.. ish..
Wanna act cool eh?

and this one is with her "tom boy" hair style ~@@~

Anyway, I will away from 3 of Dec till 10 of Dec to Philippine to visit my niece ~ by then i will update more pictures for u guys ~

Something funny about our Left Brain and Right Brain~sexy nude dancer XD

As all of us know, our brain consist of the left part and the right part. However how do we know when we're using our right brain more or the left brain.

I found something very interesting to comment on and to discuss among all of us.

Hereby is a picture of a dancing lady turning.
Here is the question, is the dancing lady turning to the clockwise or anti-clockwise?

~Click on the picture if you cant see the movement~


Prevently, we can see the dancing lady turning anti-clockwise. That means we use our right brain.
Right brain of the brain focuses on the visual, and processes information in an intuitive and simultaneous way, looking first at the whole picture then the details.

Vice versa, if we can see the dancing lady turning clockwise. That means we use our left brain.
The focus of the left brain is verbal, processing information in an analytical and sequential way, looking first at the pieces then putting them together to get the whole.

Here is the list of what our left and right brain's functions.

Right Brain Inventory	Left Brain Inventory
• Visual, focusing on images, patterns	• Verbal, focusing on words, symbols, numbers
• Intuitive, led by feelings	• Analytical, led by logic
• Process ideas simultaneously	• Process ideas sequentially, step by step
• 'Mind photos' used to remember things, writing things down or illustrating them helps you remember	Words used to remember things, remember names rather than faces
• Make lateral connections from information	• Make logical deductions from information
• See the whole first, then the details	• Work up to the whole step by step, focusing on details, information organised
• Organisation ends to be lacking
• Highly organised
• Free association	• Like making lists and planning
• Like to know why you're doing something or why rules exist (reasons)	• Likely to follow rules without questioning them
• No sense of time	• Good at keeping track of time
• May have trouble with spelling and finding words to express yourself	• Spelling and mathematical formula easily memorised
• Enjoy touching and feeling actual objects (sensory input)	• Enjoy observing
• Trouble prioritising, so often late, impulsive	• Plan ahead
• Unlikely to read instruction manual before trying	• Likely read an instruction manual before trying
• Listen to how something is being said
• Listen to what is being said
• Talk with your hands
• Rarely use gestures when talking
• Likely to think you're naturally creative, but need to apply yourself to develop your potential
• Likely to believe you're not creative, need to be willing to try and take risks to develop your potential

Want to know which part of the brain u're using more? Try it here!

Write whether it was a L or an R. Count up the number of L's and R's. Whichever number is higher represents your dominance. If the numbers are close, that means you use both sides of your brain equally.

1. I constantly look at a clock or wear a watch
2. I keep a journal or diary of my thoughts
3. I believe there is a either right and wrong way to do everything
4. I find it hard to follow directions precisely
5. The expression "Life is just a bowl of cherries" makes no sense to me
6. I frequently change my plans and find that sticking to a schedule is boring
7. I think it's easier to draw a map than tell someone how to get somewhere
8. To find a lost item, I try to picture it in my head where I last saw it
9. I frequently let my emotions guide me
10. I learn math with ease
11. I'd read the directions before assembling something
12. People tell me I am always late getting places
13. People have told me that I'm psychic
14. I need to set goals for myself to keep me on track
15. When somebody asks me a question, I turn my head to the left
16. If I have a tough decision to make, I write down the pros and the cons
17. I'd probably make a good detective
18. I learn music with ease
19. To solve a problem, I think of similar problems I have solved in the past
20. I use a lot of gestures
21. If someone asks me a question, I turn my head to the right
22. I believe there are two ways to look at almost everything
23. I have the ability to tell if people are lying or guilty of something, just by looking at them
24. I keep a "to do" list
25. I am able to thoroughly explain my opinions in words
26. In a debate, I am objective and look at he facts before forming an opinion
27. I've considered becoming a poet, a politician, an architect, or a dancer
28. I always lose track of time
29. When trying to remember a name I forgot, I'd recite the alphabet until I remembered it
30. I like to draw
31. When I'm confused, I usually go with my gut instinct
32. I have considered becoming a lawyer, journalist, or doctor

and check the answer right below :

1. L
2. L
3. L
4. R
5. L
6. R
7. R
8. L
9. R
10. L
11. L
12. R
13. R
14. L
15. R
16. L
17. L
18. R
19. R
20. R
21. L
22. R
23. R
24. L
25. L
26. L
27. R
28. R
29. L
30. R
31. R
32. L

Having fun with your brain now? Let's see what do you think about Your brain~

Are you stressed?

Most of us know that we're having much stress, but how much is it?
from car jamming to working to home stress, everything iscausing our life slowly draining .... until we got sick


Below is one of the picture where you can test your stress level..
but how?

The faster the things move, means the more stresses you're having..
easy to test isnt it? =D
Some funny turning twisting picture~

Auto City Lantern Festival 2007 Part 3

Since the last update that i made, i show some of the most exciting lantern-made creature in Auto City Penang, feels like as if i'm in Taipeng Night Zoo ~

Now, i shall introduce you another part of the whole lantern festival- Dino Garden.


While having fun wondering at the Lantern festival, i had the chance to snap some of these Dino's pictures which i might consider myself very lucky because the next day my friend went to the same place... guess what?! It rains~ hooray~ haha~

I was wondering why this type of dino like to eat eggggg.. raw one somemore~ Seems like body builder XD eat more egg Keat Keat~ muscle~

And, the egg behind already spoil, because the bulb picah or maybe just spoil. I tried to hit those egg, but i got warn from my friend not to....


Soon after that i came to this, Ziraffa-like Dino~ Diploducus if im not wrong~ pure 100% vegetarian XD and behind Diploducus... hm. i think is Diploducus bf waiting for her la..


About this... saddening, it looks like my Chiwawa at my home~
somehow the colouring at this dino body was like... army? neh who cares..
anyway this dino is call - Stegosaurus.

Again, this looks like my doggie too, so cute XD if it's made of teddy material, no doubt that i might just go by there and hug it.. then zzzZzzz to the next morning.

This dino call Monoclonius... sounds so complicated =_=!

This buddy over here looks perfectly like a cicak! Maybe it's cicak's great great great grand father? This dino name is....

Velocisaurus~ Sounds like my sister-in-law's name.. Verolica~ XD


And this is the same dino as above, just that in this pic, dino wanted to show off his tougue~


ohhhhhhhh... the last one is no then others, Mr T-rex~ Damn huge huh?
No la.. camera angle only~ very small one..


erm.. same dino as above, just that the focus is different..
can you spot the "not" in this pic?

Auto City Lantern Festival 2007 Part 2

As i promised, i will continue the Auto City Lantern Festival's picture~ here is it.. ta DA..
For your information, i walked more than 1 hour to finish the whole thing, and only one word to mention about it. "Spendid"

Fancy Hello Kitty? there are plenty of Hello Kitty figure there~ Some lil kiddo standing in front of the figure and tend to block my camera view for more then 5 minutes, gosh~

Thinking of Hello Kitty, i still can recall back once ago, McD have the promotion of selling some kind of Hello Kitty Toy and everybody starts rush to McD just to buy it. And some even fight for them.. =D Seems stupid to me tho...


As you can see, there are quite a lot of beautiful birdy out there watching the moon.. erm? moon?
but frankly speaking, i enjoy the scene where the moon in the starry night, and with the lantern accompanying me~ foyooo~

And you also can see some dog... i mean tiger~ roaming around~
Suddenly think of my doggie ~ where i used to chase her around the house for nothing...
Maybe it's good for me because i can keep fit! XD but poor dog ..


Front view of that silly tiger lantern~ This lantern really attract my attention as it seems so real and one boy nearly get shocked when he saw this =D


and this is how the Cheetah try to catch the deer or whatever animal it's. But it seems like that Cheetah wanna have sex with that deer~ =D~

Woot~ to be continue again in the next episode of Dino Garden in Auto City Lantern Festival 2007~

Winded Soul

who should i tell, when the river's flow.
how the sunny grow, i wish i really know.

memory's fonding, time fading.
cloud's floating and friends' leaving.
what should i do?
almighty God, please do hear my plea, of your tiny lil soul,
beneath the earth of endlessness cold.

beyond the mountain i would go,
soar beyond the celestial heaven,
to meet my beloved who passed away.
God, can you give me a hand on this?
I miss my grandpa.

winded soul i'm,
through out the wilderness fold.
more and more, and much more to go...
that's my journey below.
between the heaven, earth,
or should i said another paradise where bad guy goes.

oh mother of earth, spare me with the mercy of destructive,
spare me with more lifely flow.
i might stand and i might fall,
all are with you.. i will be with you..

may the spirit with you.. bless you..

Auto City Lantern Festival 2007

Soon after the long internet failure and lame busy period, I had the chance to visit the famous lantern festival @ Auto City Penang.


This is one and only wonderful moment where you will have the wonderful opportunity to watch all those mouthless Hello Kitty~ and some other extraodinary animals and other creatures. From the front view of this grand lantern festival, you can see two Hello Kitty waving to you while "destroying" the Penang bridge~

After i had the chance to get myself a ticket for RM15, and proceed the lantern journey. as you can see, they produce all the lantern ranged from Hello Kitty model and other creative model made of cloth but not paper as it's located outdoor. If anything bad weather will not spoil the model.

Adorable model kitty and friends will be totally awesome for any Hello Kitty fans and lil children who really like cartoon character!


The whole place was like a paradise where all the cartoon characters seem so alive and waving around with you, welcoming you as warm as the weather do.

anyway, i like the lil doggie wearing the cap =D it's cute and looks like my doll =x


The combination of these cartoon character and the atmosphere are closely related, and definitely you will feel as if you're in the mood and the environment you're being at.

Don't you feel like hugging the panda bear? XD .. if your answer is yes, then you should hug me too as i looks like panda bear because i really lack of ZZZZZZzzz..



On the other hand, you can see hundred of animals roaming around the whole lantern garden, you will feel like you're visiting a night safari with all the lightening and rhino having fun around the place and more more more ~

more to come later on ~ to be continue~

Food! @ Malacca

After came back from Penang, my buddies and I planned to have Food! hunting Every Single Night. Ha... This dedicated to my Bro @ Penang, Matt

So as around 8pm, The Food! hunting members had arrived @ my house before we shot to any awesome Food! that available during this hour @ Malacca



"Ah.. Where to eat a?"
This is one major problem that we always faced..

But without much hesitation and thinking, we drove out and starts to go around the whole Malacca town for food! Some how we have much arguement and disagreement about the destination that we're heading to. And we Spend more then 30min lurking around Malacca town....

At last, we decided to have our meal @ Amigo behind Melaka Raya.


I believe most of the Malaccan know where this place is. This place serve steak and grill Food! and some local Foods! too.


Now, when we're entering the place, you can see Yellow lighting Everywhere ( excluding the Loo tho..)

I strongly recommand those couple to enjoy their dinner here as they offer the Romantic atmosphere around. Dont you wish to dine here with ya partner?


So after we settle down our sits, and the waiter came to us and give us the menu...
*after 5 Min of Kepo'ing* we decide our Food! and patiently waited for the Food!

Oh yea, forget to introduce my Buddies. The guy @ left side is Min, while the right side one call Vincent~



While waiting, Vincent show off his CellPhone~ WooT! Yea.. i know i don't have laaaaa..~

And for myself... nothing much, just twist and turning around. Yawning like a Koala Bear..

And Vincent took over my camera and CamWhoring himself...

After a few minutes of hardship for waiting.. finally our order arrived! Woot!


JumBo XL Fruit Juice! @ RM 5.50 Fulala~~ From left : Watermelon, Apple , Orange


Now compare the size with the 50cents =D Great isn't it?


And they happily SUCK the Juice while waiting for the main course~

Woot~ the main course is here, they order Sizzling Black Paper Chicken @ RM9.00 ( Rating 8/10 - I can say that dish is kinda awesome and cheap too! )


While I ordered Chicken Speghetti @ RM4.50. (Rating 4/10 - I can cook better than that!)

Now compare both dishes.... I was kinda regret after that...

and out of no where, the waitress asked me whether if i wanted to try their Tempura Prawn.
So, I say yes because I'm still not happy with the food! *Jealous with their Dish*

And this is how it looks like.. And it's RM8.00. (Rating 3/10 - tasteless & expensive )


After Finish our Food! We quickly drink up our drinks so that we can get a ticket to watch movie @ MBO ( Malacca Box Office)


As we trying hard to finish the drinks, I nearly felt asleep... The Fruit juice is just simply TOO BIG! XL!! Damn... Full of water inside my tummy now..


After we finish our dinner, it's about 10min before 10pm and we rush to MBO. The car distance from Amigo to MBO is about 20 minutes. So when we reach there, we were so damn happy about it.

Somehow, that bloody cinema have their last show @ 10pm. What the hell?! We came so far just to watch the movie and you say the last show is 10pm... CRAP! so we sadly leave the place and go home..... Bla... stupid night..

The next day ( Tuesday )~ Again Food! Hunter again gather @ my house and today we plan to get ourself Satay Celup! So we rush to Capital Satay Celup Stall where there are lots of Pretty Indon Ladies Serving us~ YAhoo~~ ( Sorry ah.. want see girls go there see Yourself =D)

And we Took some of the ingredient....


And waited for the lady to put in Spice and Peanut into the curry base soup..


And Throw in all The ingredients~~~~~~~ and wait the food! to boil~


and Vincent start the Food! Hunting Section 2 ceremony! *shake shake~*

Vincent: oi.. eat la. Make me Cuak Sai(shocked) only.


By This time, some "Cute" uncle appear at the stall and waving here and there, like Giving away 4D numbers!


Then he loitering around the place and still giving numbers...

Mean while.. I have a small talk with the waitress. (p/s : the talk had been converted to English version due to laziness of mine to write another Malay + Indon version )

Me : Eh.. See that Handsome guy over there... Your husband?
Waitress : No! he isn't my husband la! he's your friend!
Me : %$^^&^&#@$#@ =x

Woot, I kena Shoot ~

Oh yea, that man also "own" a luxury car~


Below is a One minutes To Fame show featuring This guy...



After watching the movie, we planned to leave the place as we are eating for more then 2hours! and this is we eat~


But before we're going to pay the bill, the waitress took a BIG BIG Prawn to our table. And below is the short footage of how the prawn being Celup'ed



and this is the comparison of 50cents, a small eaten prawn head and the XXL Prawn.


Fuuuuuuu yooooooooooo.... WONDERFUL!

Feel jealous? haha~