Present From Jimbo

Lil'Jimbo: BOSS! I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU LA!!!
Me: what is that? Can you please let me take a look?

Lil'Jimbo: La la la , why must I? HUH! who ask you always bully me!?
Me: (Cursing Lil'Jimbo inside but smiling outside) Sorry loooo...

Lil'Jimbo: muahahhaa~

Lil'Jimbo: so so so ... boss beg me first la, then only i show you.. come come beg me...
Me: ok ok.. please Lil'Jimbo?

Lil'Jimbo: HUH?! CANT HEAR YOU!
Me: (Raise up voice a lil) please show me the present please?

Lil'Jimbo: again.. again..
Me: *hot* Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee? Lil'Jimbo, you're the cutest~~ (Lil'Jimbo IS NOT CUTE!-cursing again)

Lil'Jimbo: ok la, seems you so good today, didn't scold or wack me today.. i will tell you what is it! TADAAAAAAAA~~~


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Lil'Jimbo: a biggggg hugggeee LARRGGEEE ExtRaaa JamBOOO wooden name plate!
ME: #&^&*%&%$%#!! THAT MY KEY CHAIN LA!!! *WACK Lil'Jimbo's HEAD*

Lil'Jimbo: OUCH! PAIN LA IDIOT! YOU SO DAMN KIAM SIAP ONE! LEND ME AWHILE MA... NAH NAH NAH YOUR PRESENT LA... NAH GIVE U BACK LA! SMALL GAS!!
Me: #@$%&^&*(%$#%^^%Me: #@$%&^&*(%$#%^^%$& !!! amp; !!! TOOOT TOOOT ...

So.. the story ended that Lil'Jimbo being PIAK'ed hard on his ass.. poor soul..
Lil' Jimbo: Sorry la boss.. dont angry la =(

Jimbo's Fashion

Lil'Jimbo: Boss! I'm in Fashion show! Muahahaa, I'm soooo famous~ Jealous?
Me: Why jealous?

Lil'Jimbo: I know you are jealous! Just tell me you're... come on!
Me: o_o! Why must I be jealous?

Lil'Jimbo: See! I'm young and handsome, and you're just like an old APEK!( uncle )
Me: WTF?! Can you please...? huh? *Knocking Lil'Jimbo's head*

Lil'Jimbo: $#^%&*(&(

Moral Value: Think before you talk, otherwise face the consequences!

Jimbo's Sadness

Lil' Jimbo: Boss, I miss her a lot!
Me: Who?!

Lil' Jimbo : a gal laaaa.. you stupid ah? her is she la, still ask who! STUPID!
Me: $%#&^%$&, i know la, but who is she?

Lil' Jimbo: a gal! how many times you want me to repeat! NO BRAIN AH?!
Me: *knocking Lil' Jimbo's head*

Lil' Jimbo: OII!!! YOU KNOCK ME FOR WHAT?! STUPID NO BRAIN OR WHAT?! TOLD YOU IS SHE LAAA!
Me : =.=! *silently took a needle and poke Lil' Jimbo's Butt*

Lil' Jimbo: OUCH! IDIOT!
Me: MUAHAHAH... *sneaking away*

Jimbo and Glass Apple

Lil Jimbo: Boss, why do you put some weird glass apple at my head?
me: It's crystal la ok?

Lil Jimbo: Do you think i'm stupid and dont know that's glass ah? this cheap glass throw also no people want.
me: ok lets see if you dare to throw (*knocking Lil Jimbo's head) CHEAP? ok you buy and let me see la!

Lil Jimbo: ok la ok la.. don't throw ma don't throw lo.. Boss, nowadays i cant get a good sleep la.. how ah?
me: that's why i put that crystal apple at ur head, it's call amethyst, and it can cure isomnia.. nah here are the details..

"It is used as a dream stone and to help insomnia. Put an amethyst under your pillow to bring about pleasant dreams, or rub it across your forehead to offer relief from a headache."

Lil' Jimbo: ty boss!

To Ms. Eva =D

Happy Birthday,
That's all I would say.
Though the sun has shine,
The ocean breeze to the fine,
You wouldn't know what is birthday
mean for one.

Zero, one and two.
Life seems so true.
With all the sorrowness,
With all the gentleness.

Open your eye,
With all your sight.
Be with your heart,
And truth with you soul.
Everything will become true.

Pray hard and play hard.
Jingle through the holy cards.
Do you parts and be the parts,
Ignoring wasn't one of the portion,
Just make it,
Parts of you life, not whole life.

Happy Birthday I would say.
Sway the world, Be the world.
Take care and be safe

Jimbo's Menu~

Lil' Jimbo Menu with special... Banana? What?!



Lil' Jimbo : HAHAHA~ this time i will bring you~ Banana, mushroomy, tuna etc Elbow~ kakakaka...
Me : eh you mad? put banana for what?
Lil' Jimbo : Tomato is not sweet, then put in banana for the sweetness!
Me : oh.. pandai juga oh..
Lil' Jimbo : OF CAUSE LA.. MUAHAHAHAHAH

Lil' Jimbo : Cooking cooking cooking and eating and eating yummy~ Learn how to cook and share it with others

Lil' Jimbo's Journey on... Revealing Boss's WIFE!

Jeng Jeng Jeng.. Hereby, Lil' Jimbo will present you! Three Wives of Boss~


Lil' Jimbo : This is my boss first wife.. His beloved Laptop!
ME : eh.. don't busy body!!
Lil' Jimbo : Haha.. who ask you always bully me~


Lil' Jimbo : This is bit abstract.. hehe, it's my boss's second wife dresses. Boss use his wife to snap me.. who is his second wife?
Me : Camera la Stupid = = !!
Lil' Jimbo : EH I DIDNT ASK YOU TO ANSWER!!!



Lil' Jimbo : and lastly, is crystal.. XD fun and sexy~

Lil' Jimbo : dont be fool by me~ I'm not that bright but.. you're worse *evil laugh* hahaha~

Morning Sir! Jimbo Becoming a Teacher~ Yeah~

Lil' Jimbo, the teacher of You.. Yes! You!


Lil' Jimbo : Good morning everyone. As your tutor, I will like to educate you about ~ Health.. *whispering* my boss also don't want to follow my advice!
Me : Don't think I'm DEAF OK?!
Lil' Jimbo : Erm... erm.. erm.. ok ok let's continue our lesson for today! First first first.. (nervous cause first timer) *whole body shaking* Eat more PaPaya~
Me : What Papaya = = ! is watermalon.
Lil' Jimbo : I like can not ah?! PapaMalon!!
Me : $%$^%&#$%#!!#



Lil' Jimbo : This one, is... Boss, what is this a? Tomato a?
Me : (kept silence, while laughing inside out)
Lil' Jimbo : Don't bluff me la, Mr Camel Told me it's BaNaNa!~


Lil' Jimbo : one more thing! Dont drink so much coffee! bad for health! especially for men! Women, i think ok la!~
Me : Eh.. Please, my favorite white coffee ! D~O~N~T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lil' Jimbo : *Evil Laugh* Kiak kiak kiak kiak~


Lil' Jimbo : bare in mind, wash hand before you eat! after u finish your "business" ya! If not i don't want friend you! Smelly ><
Me : You also smelly, before say others, Please look at yourself!
Lil' Jimbo : >.<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *Crying* YOU DONT WANT BATH ME


Lil' Jimbo : Also remember to wash the utensil before and after you use ya!
Me : Eh Stupid, dont throw junk in my Cup! I want drink coffee - -! FASTER GO WASH FOR ME!! or else.... *Evil laugh* you will....
Lil' Jimbo : *shiver* YE....S BO..SS .....


Lil' Jimbo : For You guys, big big or small small, fat fat (ops, cannot say fat hor) oh oh... is thin thin no fat fat, handsome handsome pretty pretty out there..
Please keep in mind, your health is everything and money come later. Cleaniness, lifestyle can cause a major disorder if you don't follow it carefully.
Take care of your diet, follow up the Piramid courses. Eatly, more Fruits and Veges. Not Meat Meat Meat only, otherwise you will have no teeth like me ~

Jimbo's Fate

Lil' Jimbo is Looking at himself at the mirror. He's wondering, why did i born to be like that? Can't I be Cuter Or whatever.

Lil' Jimbo started to ponder, what will I be, if I'm something else.

Slowly, Lil' Jimbo stare carefully at his face. He sees something very interesting, wondering and amazing. Twisting and turning around his whole silky body, he still can't find the special part. He again wonder it that his own imagination a moment ago.

Again and again, he search for his own specialities, his own identity. He reason out all the possible facts, yet he can't find the answer, and bit by bit, he consider himself an alienated creature with no features personality.


One day, when Lil' Jimbo was loitering around the Garden of Nature. He saw someone is stealing "Orchid" at the garden. At first, he think of avoiding getting himself into deep shit. Therefore, he decided to walk away swiftly and let the matter happen just like that. All in a sudden, his mind was blink blink and he understand and know that being a coward isn't a way to protect the Nature.


He starting to talk nicely with Mr Camel who wanted to took the "Orchid". And at last, Mr Camel understand the importants of protect and preserve the nature.


Mr Camel apologize to Lil' Jimbo and promise not to repeat the move again.


Lil' Jimbo were so surprise that he was given a big kiss from Mr Camel and that was his first kiss. "MR CAMEL, I WANT TO GIVE MY FIRST KISS TO MY GIRLFRIEND, YOU MORON!"


At last, Lil' Jimbo realize that being an alienated creature wasn't bad if you have a pure heart to help out others and preserve the nature.

This story tell us that, dont judge a book by it's cover. Inner beauty is way more important than the others. Lil' Jimbo was fated to be a doll, but he's doing way more better than most of us. Do we still have to destroy our mother nature just to Satisfied the nastiness of human being.

Humans! Please wake up and don't be selfish. Learn to a human, and act like a human.
Protect our nature, not condamn it!
Be good to others, means be good to yourself.

Lil' Jimbo : Peace! Peace...

Model Jimbo On Shots!

Lil' Jimbo Decided wanna be a Model ~


Lil' Jimbo : Eh.. this pose ok? WEii.. faster snap.. wanna fall down d!
Me : Dont you dare to move !!
Lil' Jimbo : P~L~E~A~S~E FASTERRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Lil' Jimbo : Ha.. dont get jealous ladies & gentlemen~ Posing on this Grand Mountain Of ....erm what what what crystal a?
Me : I taught you already what!!!
Lil' Jimbo : Hehe... *blush blush*



Lil' Jimbo : Yo ~ Am I cool or what?!
Me : Shut up ...zz *smack Jimbo*


Lil' Jimbo : I'm The Prince Of the Mighty Ocean~
Me : Ocean of bed? Eh.. stop lying on my bed PLEASE = = !!
Lil' Jimbo : LET OTHERS HAPPY AWHILE ALSO CANNOT! *Sigh....*


Lil' Jimbo : My Boss go Exercise, i secretly took his spec and ruin it ~ *Evil* Muahahah~
Later on....
Me : OI!!!!!!! Who spoil my Spec!!
Lil' Jimbo : .. La ... La ... La..
Me : Stupid Jimbo, YOU LA HERE LA THERE, SURE YOU DID ONE!!
Lil' Jimbo : ehhhh... how you know (running)


Lil' Jimbo : Eh Boss, pretty girl >.<
Me : You can have it = =!
Lil' Jimbo : Thanks Boss, I LOVE YOU!
** Jimbo bring newspaper go out ...zzzz **


Lil' Jimbo : I know posing is fun, the one who watching now, still dont want sleep? what time d?!
Me : Shame on you, get scolded by Jimbo....
Lil' Jimbo : =D~~~~~~~~~~~ (My boss first time let me so High le~~ Yahoooooo~!!)

Lil' Jimbo : Proud to be a model today~ and First time boss let me scold people~~ HuRRAYY~

Jimbo the nature Lover

Lil' Jimbo On our mother nature



Lil' Jimbo is riding Mr Camel~ yeeeeeeeeeee haaaaa....


Seems like Miao Miao got her first fan~
Me : Stupid Jimbo, you dont Itchy ya!
Lil' Jimbo : EH... dont snap me while i doing ....... certain things la = = !



Me : Piggy ~ Piggy ~ My beloved Piggy ~ Jimbo spell P-I-G
Lil' Jimbo : Y-O-U P-I-G
Me : Y..ou ... YOU!! JIMBO DONT YOU RUN!!
Lil' Jimbo : So~rry la Boss~... *hehe



Lil' Jimbo : Let me introduce.. Orchard!! HAHAH! SEE I SO CLEVER!
Me : Flower!
Lil' Jimbo : Orchid la!
Me : Flower !
Lil' Jimbo : Orchid LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me : Whatever!! .......zzz = = !

Jimbo On Crystal World

This is the story of my Lil' Jimbo over the Mystic Crystal World.. (hm.. wonder what will happen later on)



Lil'Jimbo : What is this eggie thingy? can eat ah?? yummyy~~
Me : it's Marble.. can't eat, but if you insist... i have nothing to say.
Lil'Jimbo : CHEY! Act like so PRO! = =



Lil'Jimbo : WAhhh.. Mountain of Rock SUGAR! Boss a.. can eat a?
Me : If you have the teeth of Diamond, i don't mind..
Lil'Jimbo : erm.. it's Rock Crystal Cluster! you didnt tell me >< style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">Me : Are you sure you have the teeth Stupid Jimbo? = = !!




Lil'Jimbo : Eh Ray, why this thing so short one? HAHA.. Can Bully the feller!
Me : It's GENERATOR or MERLIN CRYSTALS, cut out from the Cluster then become like this. Understand? doink + +!
Lil'Jimbo : Act somemore, Dont let me one day more PRO then you! ha... you dont cry!
Me : = = yea yea.. whatever.. *smack Jimbo* shut up..zz



Lil'Jimbo : waaa.. this one looks so special, what is this? ( must be humble this time. )
Me : HAHA STUPID! It's Hematite. it represent the 1st chakra (root chakra)
Lil'Jimbo : eh.. I so humble also scold me. *saddening*


Lil'Jimbo : AHH.. STUPID BOSS, ALWAYS CALL ME STUPID.. HE LAGI IDIOT = =

Story of Lil Jimbo

The JimBo Adventure

I have doll,
My doll is Black.

I named him,
Lil' Jimbo.

here is it!
Please clap your hand to welcome Lil'Jimbo















Lil' Jimbo : Hi hi, do i look..... bell bell? erm, because i have a bell up my head?





One thing about my Jimbo over here, is that....
Jimbo have the same feeling as mine when i'm......















Lil'Jimbo : How you know i was bored?! = =




And, Lil' Jimbo like to drink..














" MAKE SURE YOU DONT GET DRUNK!! I WILL MAKE SURE YOU MOP MY LAPTOP IF YOU VOMIT!!!"
Lil' Jimbo : Stop being so chicken, come and join me~ ho ho ~ *talking to himself*




I dont know about this...
Although my Jimbo Drink alot, but...
he like to climb mountain..



Aik.. what's that? Jimbo you wanna say something?
Pointing something out ya?















Let's get a closer look ...















Lil'Jimbo : I'm promoting Peace to the world ya! Peace dude!
Me: Oh.. ok ok ..



Lil' Jimbo have a small wish that he always wanted to own....




















Lil'Jimbo : I want to be on the top of the world ! AND HERE I'M !! kakaka~

This is some story of my Jimbo..
more will come ~

Be continue.....