Potong Zaka..

Two old friends - a Chinaman and a Malay were having a conversation
recently ...



Apek:  Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?
Ali:      Manyak bagut. Bila lu potong haa lu punya barang manyak bersih loo...
Apek:  ?!! err ... saya kawan ada cakap, potong zaka aaahh.... manyak ploblem..
Ali:      Apa probrem ?
Apek:  Manyak buang lui, lagi aahh ... dia punya performance tatak bagut...
          manyak cinang semputloh ..
Ali:      Cehh... apek, lu apa celita... saya suda lama potong.
          tada apa problem... bini saya manyak puas woo...
Apek:  Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?
Ali:      Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh... lagi sedap maen woo..
           lu lagi lambat pancut..
Apek:  ???!!! err... lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??
Ali:      ??!! woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha .. saya punya 6 inci laa..
Apek:  ??! Tiu nia ma... lu jgn maen2 haa... mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..
Ali:      Cilaka apek ni...nah tengok (opens his trousers)
Apek:  Chee sin punya olang.....gua tanya baik2 ... lu tunjuk lu punya
lanchiau..
Ali:      Abis... lu tarak percaya..saya tunjuk la..
Apek:  Saya tatak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau...
          Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car... potong zaka..
          molo punya olang..
Ali:     Aiya... apek... lain kali lu sebut betul2 la....kasi susa saja..
         Bukan potong zaka la..... proton saga........

BATMAN and SUPERMAN!

Batman and superman? XD interesting

Trip to Cameron Highland, Malaysia

During the March 24-26, i went to Cameron Highland.

Cameron Highlands is a leading producer of flowers in Malaysia; be prepared for a lovely sight of extraordinary flowers you won’t see flourishing elsewhere in Malaysia! Drive up as high as 1500 metres above sea-level to get here among the peaks of the main range of Peninsular Malaysia and enjoy temperatures as low as 16 ˚C.

I would like to share with you guys on the Tea Hill where you can see hill of tea trees around..

and hereby you see that im having fun ACTING seems like collecting the tea leaves.

Strawberry- one of my favorite. For your info, i ate more then 4kgs in 2 days! oh my ~

compare the size with the 20 cents coin.

OH! hungry! see that sexy red colour~ WOOT!!

and this is the cute strawberry tree~ bush?

This is how they plant the vege~ by row, and arrange nicely.

seems like Lotus isnt it? but it's a plant~

i miss the flower there >.<

and this ~ sigh..

There are more to come ~
to be continue.... if im free XD